never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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