do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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