You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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