Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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