and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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