Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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