Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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