We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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