I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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