Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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