plz talk dirty to me
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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