It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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