Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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