Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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