physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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