U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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