Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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