Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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