Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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