pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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