new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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