Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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