in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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