Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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