He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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