I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Buhtt sex?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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