Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You are the jesus of drinking
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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