i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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