Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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