I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You work out of a Hotel?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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