Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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