No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
