i don't like sucking hair
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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