I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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