my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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