I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Randomize
