try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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