A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she looked like the before picture.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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