I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
my poor anus
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just forgot I was standing up.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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