so let's talk penis.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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