Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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