hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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