You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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