i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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