Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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