you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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