Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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