I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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