Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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