I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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