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So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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This girl is more easily done than said...

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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.

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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that

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(708): View more from Illinois

Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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(248): View more from Michigan

When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.

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