That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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