I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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