I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
and she was petting her beer can
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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