So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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