did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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