Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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