R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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